Quote of the Game

"Look there, you made a little girl cry. I'm [name], and you, sir, are a dick."

Lesson One: Do not let the Fury with the curse that kills technology ride in the front of the fancy SUV.
Lesson One B: Do not get angry with the GPS if it keeps leading you back to the Fomori-infested city you've driven away from four times already. Your anger is bad for the technology, and it will make your Glasswalker sad.
Lesson Two: Do not encourage the Raggahroun to open the door and hit the officer with it when you try to escape a traffic stop because your Glasswalker has an invalid license and is driving a very distinctive stolen SUV.
Lesson Three: Do not shift into the Umbra in the middle of a car accident - inertia travels with you. Alternatively, do not shift into your warform and stay in the wrecking car 'for the LoLz' - you will frenzy and try to eat everyone.
Lesson Four: If one fence of a high security facility is electrified, your best bet is to assume they all are. Please make this assumption after the first fence, and stop trying to go through them all.
Lesson Five: You should always know at least the bare basics of operating machinery; you never know when you'll need to coat the attacking construct your pack shoved into a construction pit with concrete.
Lesson Six: We don't talk about the botched sidestep to the Umbra. Ever.
Lesson Seven: Yes, it may be a lake later, but the spirits will not be pleased with a crater in the middle of Canada in the present.
Lesson Seven B: Six 25 lb. bags of ANFO is too much.