What a whimsical party!
Where do I even begin? This party is just the cat's meow when it comes to fun.

I had a ~ton~ of fun just watching this little short man with giant axes going woosh and pow and snikt on these poor kobalds and bug bears. He's really entertaining to watch. His name's Kellogs or uh.. Bal'eg? Boiled Eggs? Eggs are good and yummy. I shall call him Eggman Ironbeard.

Then there's this giant man with a mask and this huuuuuuuuuuge sword on his back. He's very quiet, but MAN does he kill things. I mean, I thought Eggman was cool, THIS giant just absolutely wrecked these bugbears! He won't tell me his name, or let me within 10 feet of him, and he calls me an idiot too sometimes which is totally rude and mean.

There's also this child with us, I don't know what her deal is but she can talk with Animals. I can't remember where I've read about people like that before, it's a little weird. Maybe she's a bear in disguise as a half-elf who wants to blend in with human society! That'd explain the weirdness about her. But, whatever the reason behind her is, she's just a child. Kind of uncomfortable around children. I wonder if she'd make a good meat shield.

Oh, then there's this human who acts like she's my mother or something. She always asks what's wrong with me and why I'm doing something and calling me an idiot or a dork or something. I'm unsure if she's trying to insult my intelligence or if she's trying to help me along with my conquest to be the most intelligent person alive. Unsure if I can totally trust her yet, but she definitely seems to care deeply about my well-being, which is an A+ in my book.

OH MAN I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THE 3RD COOLEST MEMBER! His name is Elza something something something beardfistsomethinghammer, dwarves are weird, but MAN this guy is cool! He's always quiet and drinks and says the wisest things out of everyone. He's like a silent guardian that always remains cool under pressure, I love it! Hopefully I'll learn something from him.

Oh then there's this elf who's kind of a snore fest and shoots arrows. Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.... But he's actually cool. Says what needs to be said and is generally very agreeable to situations and acts with certainty. I like him, but at the same time, he's very, very weird.


And then there's the loveable me! We're just a happy, pappy good time adventuring group! And they're okay with me being a gifted and VERY talented Archaelogist Wizard. All is great and we're definitely a group of well-talented and well-trained individuals working against a greater evil.

Solaire would be proud of my progress!
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