Megatron Energon

Gnome
"My size and my ferocity have little in common!"
User: Walter
Campaign: Age of Mystery
Race: Svirfneblin (Gnome)
Gender: Male
Role: Striker
Class/Level: Hybrid Paladin/Cleric/7
Description:
Full Name: Megatron Energon
Height: 3'4"
Weight: 64 lbs
Age: 27
Race: Svirfneblin (Gnome)
Class: Paladin/Cleric Hybrid
Hair: Reddish/Brown Spiked
Eyes: Dark Brown
Armor: Chainmail
Clothing: White Robes
Skin: Tan
Tattoos: None
Scars: No major scars
Handed: Right Handed
Weapon:

Shield:

Voice: Higher pitched in most cases
Personality: Energetic and easily bored. If excited, he will yell aloud. He believes that just seeing something is not enough and that saying it makes it real, almost as though there is power in speaking.
Background:
A long time ago, in a land far away, two gnomes met each other. One was strong and silent while the other was meek and loud. They got along handsomely and started a family together. Thirty-seven children later, they were rooted from their home in Thyatis. Their commotion as a family caused so much strife within the city that they passed a law that forbid such large families from taking homes within.

I was never given much of an option on what I was to do. I caused so much mischief that I even wondered how my own family put up with me. But now I am grown. Grown all the way up to 3'4". Funny how some people still refer to me as a child, due to my height, when I have more years earned than them.

Even now as a soldier, I still get picked on by the other men. I am not sure if my problem lies within my height or my mouth. But either way, I make sure they know that I am not one that is easily killed. I am not sure what to think with my current situation. My last orders were to go back to the city of Thyatis. I wonder how I will be welcomed...
Details:
100 Questions to Ask About Your Role-Playing Character

Part 1: The Basics

1. What is your full name?
Megatron Energon
2. Where and when were you born?
Thyatis 27 years ago
3. Who are/were your parents? (Know their names, occupations, personalities, etc.)
Father: Ironhide Energon - Soldier, battle hardened and rigid
Mother: Chromia Energon - Cleric, loud and obnoxious
4. Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like?
Bumblebee
Ratchet
Jazz
Arcee
Jet fire
Mudflap
Skids
Sideswipe
Jolt
Inferno
Weelie
Sentinal
The Wreckers
Dino
Brains
Wheeljak
Demolisher
Star Scream
Barricade
Black out
Brawl
Sound Wave
Ravage
Sideways
Ejecter
Scalpel
Scorponok
Devastator
Cavenger
Hightower
Long Haul
Mixmaster
Rampage
Scrapper
Shock Wave
Sand Storm
We are all a complete assortment of personalities and objectives.
5. Where do you live now, and with whom? Describe the place and the person/people.
Now I live on my own with Dasha-de. We travel back to Thyatis currently
6. What is your occupation?
Paladin
7. Write a full physical description of yourself. You might want to consider factors such as: height, weight, race, hair and eye color, style of dress, and any tattoos, scars, or distinguishing marks.
3'4" 64 lbs. Svirfneblin (Gnome). Reddish-Brown spiked hair. Brown Eyes. When not in armor, wears white robes.
8. To which social class do you belong?
I talk a lot so that makes me social.
9. Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses?
I'm short but not physically weak.
10. Are you right- or left-handed?
Right
11. What does your voice sound like?
Higher pitched but awesome
12. What words and/or phrases do you use very frequently?
Oooo! That looks tasty!
13. What do you have in your pockets?
Money, tea leaves, and the holy symbol from the temple
[B]14. Do you have any quirks, strange mannerisms, annoying habits, or other defining characteristics?

No, I am just pure awesome in a small body!

Part 2: Growing Up

15. How would you describe your childhood in general?
My brothers and sisters are all annoying. We kind of separated a bit as we got older but we still keep in touch, mostly. Father spent most of his days working for Thyatis but mother was sent home from the temple quite often. She upset the clerics quite often.
16. What is your earliest memory?
Pushing Sandstorm into Mudflap who fell into Scrapper and we all started a big brawl. It was funny.
17. How much schooling have you had?
We didn't get much schooling. Those of us who got to go to school were often kicked out due to mischief.
18. Did you enjoy school?
When I went, oh YES!
19. Where did you learn most of your skills and other abilities?
My brothers and I taught each other to fight. Mother used her clerical abilities on us when we hurt each other.
20. While growing up, did you have any role models? If so, describe them.
Ummm. I think I was my own role model.
21. While growing up, how did you get along with the other members of your family?
We got along sometimes. Sometimes we fraught. Sometimes mother would yell at us sometimes.
22. As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
Bigger and stronger. I got one of those down. I don't think I will be able to get much bigger though.
23. As a child, what were your favorite activities?
Playing the role of a troll and beating the crap out of my brothers.
24. As a child, what kinds of personality traits did you display?
I think I was a little mean but I never intentionally injured anyone. I've always been really playful and fun though.
25. As a child, were you popular? Who were your friends, and what were they like?
We didn't really get to spend much time with other children. I think their parents kept them away from us.
26. When and with whom was your first kiss?
I think it was Klenda or maybe Claudia. It could have been anyone really. I can't remember her name.
27. Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity?
Not a virgin. I definitely lost it to Claudia. She got around.
28. If you are a supernatural being (i.e. mage, werewolf, vampire), tell the story of how you became what you are or first learned of your own abilities. If you are just a normal human, describe any influences in your past that led you to do the things you do today.
I'm not supernatural but I am super.

Part 3: Past Influences

29. What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?
I made it into the ranks of the Paladins.
30. Who has had the most influence on you?
My brothers. We influenced each other a lot.
31. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Being taken into the Paladins.
32. What is your greatest regret?
Sleeping with Claudia. She gave me something that took me months to get rid of.
33. What is the most evil thing you have ever done?
I smacked a ranking officer with a mace for calling me short.
34. Do you have a criminal record of any kind?
Only if assaulting an officer counts.
35. When was the time you were the most frightened?
I was almost discharged from service for beating up an officer.
36. What is the most embarrassing thing ever to happen to you?
Being called short.
37. If you could change one thing from your past, what would it be, and why?
I wouldn't have slept with Claudia.
38. What is your best memory?
Father brought home swords. I got a scimitar.
39. What is your worst memory?
Mother took away our weapons.

Part 4: Beliefs And Opinions

40. Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?
I'm not sure what that means but I try to give people the benefit of a doubt.
41. What is your greatest fear?
Getting shorter.
42. What are your religious views?
Religion is a good thing but so full of politics.
43. What are your political views?
Politics are for smart people. I just want to have fun and get paid.
44. What are your views on sex?
Sex is good. I like sex.
45. Are you able to kill? Under what circumstances do you find killing to be acceptable or unacceptable?
I've never killed anyone but I have killed evil creatures.
46. In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do?
Calling a short person short.
47. Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love?
No
48. What do you believe makes a successful life?
I am successful. I get to travel. I get to beat the crap out of zombies. And I get paid for it all. What could I do that is more successful than that?
49. How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings (i.e. do you hide your true self from others, and in what way)?
I tend to blurt out what is on my mind.
50. Do you have any biases or prejudices?
No. I keep an open mind and mouth.
51. Is there anything you absolutely refuse to do under any circumstances? Why do you refuse to do it?
I refuse to sleep with Claudia. That woman is the devil.
52. Who or what, if anything, would you die for (or otherwise go to extremes for)?
I'll die for myself but not anyone else. I don’t owe anyone that much.

Part 5: Relationships With Others

53. In general, how do you treat others (politely, rudely, by keeping them at a distance, etc.)? Does your treatment of them change depending on how well you know them, and if so, how?
I treat everyone the same. The only exception to that are those who are rude. But even those people I talk to without hesitation.
54. Who is the most important person in your life, and why?
Me, isn't that obvious.
55. Who is the person you respect the most, and why?
Me, for the same reason.
56. Who are your friends? Do you have a best friend? Describe these people.
Anyone can be my friend. They just have to lend me their ear or any other body part for that matter.
57. Do you have a spouse or significant other? If so, describe this person.
Of course not, I would never tie myself down like my father did.
58. Have you ever been in love? If so, describe what happened.
I thought it was love, but it was really only lust.
59. What do you look for in a potential lover?
A vagina.
60. How close are you to your family?
Currently, not very close. What I mean to say is, we are half a continent away right now.
61. Have you started your own family? If so, describe them. If not, do you want to? Why or why not?
Oh lord no, I would never want children of my own. Have you not seen my entire family?
62. Who would you turn to if you were in desperate need of help?
The temple or my comrades.
63. Do you trust anyone to protect you? Who, and why?
Mostly just me, but if I am traveling with a group, we should look out for one another.
64. If you died or went missing, who would miss you?
Most likely no one.
65. Who is the person you despise the most, and why?
I do not really hold grudges like that. It doesn’t make any sense to me.
66. Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict?
I do both. There are advantages in either situation.
67. Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations?
I always try to lead conversations.
68. Do you like interacting with large groups of people? Why or why not?
Of course. We laugh, we talk, we drink. It is all such grand fun.
69. Do you care what others think of you?
Not particularly

Part 6: Likes And Dislikes

70. What is/are your favorite hobbies and pastimes?
I enjoy practicing my penmanship.
71. What is your most treasured possession?
My sword. Without it, I won't be able to fight off the women who so desperately want my affection.
72. What is your favorite color?
Green
73. What is your favorite food?
Potatoes
74. What, if anything, do you like to read?
Reading is kind of useless. Unless there are pictures involved. I like those.
75. What is your idea of good entertainment (consider music, movies, art, etc.)?
Music and dancing women.
76. Do you smoke, drink, or use drugs? If so, why? Do you want to quit?
Drinking is always preferable and smoking is good as long as it is the really good stuff.
77. How do you spend a typical Saturday night?
Drinking. Talking. Doing whatever I feel like.
78. What makes you laugh?
Me. Sometimes I laugh at myself.
79. What, if anything, shocks or offends you?
I do not enjoy being called short.
80. What would you do if you had insomnia and had to find something to do to amuse yourself?
Talk to myself and plan out the next several weeks but then my plans always change the next day.
81. How do you deal with stress?
What stress.
82. Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan?
Spontaneous.
83. What are your pet peeves?
People who call me short.

Part 7: Self Images And Etc.

84. Describe the routine of a normal day for you. How do you feel when this routine is disrupted?
I am given my orders and then I do them. I get angry when my orders contradict what I am told to do though.
85. What is your greatest strength as a person?
I am strong.
86. What is your greatest weakness?
I am not weak.
87. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I would be a little taller.
88. Are you generally introverted or extroverted?
I have no idea what that means but I would love to talk about it.
89. Are you generally organized or messy?
Messy.
90. Name three things you consider yourself to be very good at, and three things you consider yourself to be very bad at.
I am good at talking, drinking, and enjoying women. I am bad at keeping conversations going all night, getting drunk, and keeping those women around for a second night.
91. Do you like yourself?
Of course.
92. What are your reasons for being an adventurer (or doing the strange and heroic things that RPG characters do)? Are your real reasons for doing this different than the ones you tell people in public? (If so, detail both sets of reasons…)
My family lives in Thyatis. I wanted to see more than just the city.
93. What goal do you most want to accomplish in your lifetime?
My greatest goal is to be the richest in my family.
94. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
I could never plan that far ahead.
95. If you could choose, how would you want to die?
I would much rather prefer to live.
96. If you knew you were going to die in 24 hours, name three things you would do in the time you had left.
I would probably cry.
97. What is the one thing for which you would most like to be remembered after your death?
I would like to be remembered as a tall and stunning hero. The kind of guy you hear about in legends.
98. What three words best describe your personality?
Funny, sympathetic, talkative.
99. What three words would others probably use to describe you?
Talkative, funny, odd.
100. If you could, what advice would you, the player, give to your character? (You might even want to speak as if he or she were sitting right here in front of you, and use proper tone so he or she might heed your advice…)
Humble thyself and prepare for doom.